Friday, December 29, 2006

Wow, I'm still blogging

Ahem. It seems that there already are several blogs called the most boring blog in the world. The most boring blog in the universe is taken too. So much for originality. Well, originality is overrated anyway. And I can't be bothered to change the name of the blog anymore.

Of course I should have googled "the most boring blog in the world" before naming my blog so, but for once I acted on impulse. I've experienced this before: it's kind of depressing to get an idea, of which you are somewhat thrilled, e.g. invent a cool name for a band, only to find out that several people have implemented your idea years ago.

No hangover, luckily. The quantity of wine I consumed yesterday was moderate. Still it's stupid to drink at all on weekdays, when you have to go to work the next day. I only did it yesterday to bribe myself to do some cleaning. It worked, cleaning was fun. And I was rewarded by a nice, lemony smell in the toilet in the morning. I suppose I should mop the floors more often.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

First post

Bloody bloody. Maybe I should start blogging. I don't know why though... maybe because I've taught myself touch typing. One gets satisfaction from using one's skills.

I had an idea today: drunk cleaning. It's the perfect leisure pastime for family men and overachievers. You get to be drunk, but if you clean the household thoroughly while getting intoxicated you will be appreciated by your wife and, probably, gladly surprised the next morning. And moral hangover will be if not quite nonexistent, then significantly smaller than if you had obtained it while slouching on the couch or doing something else unrespectable.

This is a theory I invented today, by myself, and it belongs to me. I will know tomorrow morning, whether or not the moral hangover will be less significant than usual. But this theory seems very plausible today, after I've vacuumed, mopped and drunk some red wine.

I don't know is this qualifies as the most boring blog in the world yet, but I assure you that I'm doing my best. The standards in this area seem to be quite high today. But I'll keep on trying, stay tuned for more boring, totally insignificant musing, whatever "stay tuned" means today.